Top Tens

Top Ten “Disabled People of All Time”

10. Helen Keller
9. Ludwig Von Beethoven
8. Stevie Wonder
7. Stephen Hawking
6. Theodore Roosevelt
5. Muhammad Ali
4. Christopher Reeve
3. Darth Vader
2. The Elephant Man
1. Ben Affleck


Top Ten “Fugly yet somehow desirable celebrities”

10. Paris Hilton
9. Lady Gaga
8. Mrs. Buttersworth
7. Tila Tequila
6. Hilary Clinton/Chelsea Clinton
5. Sally Field
4. Seal
3. Kathy Bates
2. Ronald McDonald
1. Ben Affleck

Top Ten “Whatever happened to…?”

10. Princess Diana
9. Hot Porn Stars
8. Bea Arthur
7. Foghat
6. Jesus Christ
5. AIDS
4. Saddam Hussein
3. New Orleans
2. The Twin Towers
1. Ben Affleck


Top Ten “Things said to Ben Affleck”

10. Red Sox Suck!
9. Wanna get high?!
8. Ainchoo dat one guy?!
7. Yee-a, yee-a!! Dat one guy from da movies!!
6. Hey Matt Damon! State of Play/He's just not that into you/Hollywoodland/Man about town/Surviving Christmas/Jersey Girl/Paycheck/Gigli/Daredevil/The Third Wheel/The Sum of All Fears/Changing Lanes/Bounce/Reindeer Games/Forces of Nature/200 Cigarettes/Armageddon/Phantoms/Going All the Way/Glory Days/School Ties/Field of Dreams (Baseball Fan at Fenway Park (unconfirmed, uncredited)) Fackin’ Sucked!
5.Duuuuuuuude!!!
4. What the Fuck, Man?!
3. Wicked Fag!
2. Can you get Matt Damon’s autograph for me?!
1. Hey! You’re Ben Affleck!